THE ART OF DOOMED SEDUCTION.

Do not combine with alcohol unless prescribed by your doctor
Do not open until purchased
Do not rest on glass
Do not open when hot
Do not use if seal is broken
Do not feed the seagulls
Tampering with body will result in voiding of warranty
Do not dispose of in fire

~ Monday, April 25 ~
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Master Dating Tip #1: Go for the douchey guy. It’s okay, you’re attracted to him.

Master Dating Tip #1: Go for the douchey guy. It’s okay, you’re attracted to him.


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